Smart Pills
As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.
Filed under: Jokes on February 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Zoology Test
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to [...]
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High Tech
Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.
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A Bear Story
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
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The Whole Truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very [...]
Filed under: Jokes on February 12th, 2009 | 3 Comments »
A Definite Definition
A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.”
Filed under: Jokes on February 12th, 2009 | 3 Comments »