I’ve nothing else to offer,
So, to you my friend, it’s love I’ll send;
It’s nothing that I borrowed,
And it’s nothing that I’d lend.

It has no dollar value
And it can’t be overused;
It isn’t fragile, so it can’t break
But often it’s abused.

I’ve given it to others,
But each time it’s unique;
It’s meaning is always different,
Depending on what you seek.

It’s something you can store away
To feel when you’re in need,
But never it is on display,
It’s beauty can’t be seen.

I’m giving it, no “strings attached”,
No costly warranty,
This love I am sending
Has a lifetime guarantee.

Author Unknown

music: “Waiting for You” composed by Yuko Ohigashi

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.
He was on the bus where he normally got his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle with small brown balls in it. After discreetly getting some milk duds from his pocket, he then put the candy in his mouth and began making ‘mmm… yum!’ type sounds loud enough for the other kids to hear.

The bus bully then snatched the jar from Ken’s hand and asked ‘What’s in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?’

‘Well, they’re smart pills,’ Ken replied.

‘Smart pills?’ the bully sneered. He opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.

‘Pweeuuweppblahhh!’ he reacted. ‘What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!!!’

Ken smiled. ‘See, you’re getting smarter already!’

You are the Angel who I cherish,
So dearly in this heart of mine;
The one who makes my day brighter,
By making my whole world shine.

During all the darkest moments,
When my skies turn cloudy and gray,
You’re the one who touches my heart,
And makes everything seem okay.

I count my blessings that I have,
An Angel like you, so close at hand;
A friend who always watches over me,
Someone who can always understand.

If I need someone who I can turn to,
You are always right there beside me,
Giving so much of yourself each time,
To guide me to the light, so I can see.

We are all assigned a Guardian Angel,
And I’m so glad God chose you as mine;
He knew that whenever I needed His love,
You would be an Angel to me every time.

Author Unknown

music: “Love Is” composed by Yuko Ohigashi

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds’ legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species.

The student looked at each of the birds’ legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor’s desk and said, “What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?” With that the student threw his test on the professor’s desk and walked to the door.

The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn’t know every student’s name so as the student reached the door the professor called, “Mister, what’s your name?”

The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, “You tell me buddy! You tell me!”

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Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.

Bill says, “Oh, that’s my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.

Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere.”

The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, “Oh, that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.

When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn’t that neat?”

The others nod, and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a fax.”

It’s not something to buy,
but it’s definitely something to try.

It will make you feel good,
as only happiness could.

It may come from success,
or from what you possess.

Or it may come from the support of
family and good friends
on whom you can always depend.

But today I want to send some happiness your way
in hopes that you have a brighter day!

Author Unknown

music: “Friends” composed by Yuko Ohigashi

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

“I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.” The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?” the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, “No.”

The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”

“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot that bear.”

“That’s kind of what I’m getting at,” replied the doctor.

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