http://senditout.com/1 e-Cards and Jokes Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:04:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://senditout.com/1/scared-baby/ I've nothing else to offer, So, to you my friend, it's love I'll send; It's nothing that I borrowed, And it's nothing that I'd lend. It has no dollar value And it can't be overused; It isn't fragile, so it can't break But often it's abused. I've given it to others, But each ... http://senditout.com/1/a-gift-of-love/ As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and ... http://senditout.com/1/smart-pills/ You are the Angel who I cherish, So dearly in this heart of mine; The one who makes my day brighter, By making my whole world shine. During all the darkest moments, When my skies turn cloudy and gray, You're the one who touches my heart, And makes everything seem okay. I ... http://senditout.com/1/you-are-an-angel-to-me/ A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front ... http://senditout.com/1/zoology-test/ http://senditout.com/1/i-hate-sand-castles/ http://senditout.com/1/kitten-surrenders/ Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take ... http://senditout.com/1/high-tech/ It's not something to buy, but it's definitely something to try. It will make you feel good, as only happiness could. It may come from success, or from what you possess. Or it may come from the support of family and good friends on whom you can always depend. But today I want ... http://senditout.com/1/happiness/ An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, ... http://senditout.com/1/a-bear-story/