
A
guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of
gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She
yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone
in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After
a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see,
I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations."
To which
he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!" |