Check out www.investlikeme.blogspot.com. There is an article on getting started in the market and how to read a stock profile. The author also shares his own personal portfolio which you can follow along with on twitter.

Go onto TD Waterhouse website or equivalent and request to open an account

You can do 80-90% online and the last bit by post

Barclays stockbrokers can be done 100% web (or it was that way 5yrs ago when I opened one)

Just remember not to invest more than you're willing to lose

You have to go to Yu-Gi-Oh.

I'm a student planing to invest some money on the sharemarket. Which website or apps would be suitable for day to day monitoring my shares? I live in Northampton, UK. How to buy and share without going in London Stock Exchange ? Some has told be I can do it by sitting anywhere. But how?